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All Pickup
Lines Aren't Bad
But
if they come across like pickup lines, then you are doomed.
The
key is to not think of them as trying to "pick someone up", rather a
way to introduce yourself in order to meet someone and see if there
might be a connection.
Hitting
on someone with a bad opening line rarely works. Just ask any
female and she will tell you that they are a bad way to go about
meeting women.
 But
you do need to start somewhere.
Unfortunately, just about anything that comes out of your mouth may
come across as a pickup line.
It may be easier to think of it as a way to introduce yourself.
Opening lines have more success if they are funny, witty, original, and
sincere.
They should not be crude, demeaning, insulting, condescending, or have
overtly sexual connotations.
Unfortunately, there are a lot more "bad" come on lines than "good".
Let's start with some of the better
pickup lines:
- How well do you know Mary/Bob?
- Are you Mary? (Make up a name if you have to)
- How long have you known .... .
- That's a nice watch/necklace/unusual earrings!
- That smells nice (her perfume) It's .... I
think. (Try and guess what it is!)
- Didn't I see you at ...... last week?
- Didn't you used to work in .... .?
- Didn't you used to go out with ....? .
- So what's going on in Finance at the moment?
- What's it like in ..... .?
- What's John Smith like to work for ?
- Have you heard about ..... (Something that has
happened today.)
- How are you today? (sound sincere and like you
really mean it AND make her tell you!)
Don't forget to listen to his/her response...and then use the response
to get the conversation flowing.
Now
that you have a few suggestions of what to use...here is a list that
you will want to avoid.
Bad pickup
lines:
- Is that the sun coming up... or is that just
you lighting up my world?
- Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
- Do you want to make millions? millions of
babies!
- Hi, have you got a boyfriend? (if no,) Are you
taking applications?
- Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes
are talkin' to me.
- I tripped on a kiss and fell in love with you.
- Guy: Did that hurt?...Girl: Did what
hurt?...Guy: When you fell from heaven.
- If someone was to write a story about my life,
the climax would be when I met you!
- Would you hold it against me, if I told you -
you have a great body.
- That outfit is horrible take it off right now!
- Baby, you are everything I never knew I always
wanted.
- If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a
blizzard.
- Hey, your name is sexy, right?
- Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
- Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to
be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
- Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your
night.
- You are so hot you make the windows fog.
- Some say there are 7 wonders in the world. But
to me, there is only one....You!
- I have never had a dream come true until I met
you.
- You've got something on your back! (what?)
Angel wings!
- You've go something on you head. (what?) A halo.
- I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted
to hear an angel talk.
- Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a
catch!
- You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
- If you go away for a while then go back you
say: "I remember you being pretty, but not this pretty".
- Do you have the time..cause I’ve got the place!!
Remember,
the key is to just be yourself and sound sincere. Like you
are
just trying to start a conversation and nothing more.
In
addition to the pickup
lines discussion here, don't forget our other topics in the flirting section such
as: sexual
compatibility, flirting
advice, introduce
yourself, body
language, social
network and love names.
In the mood for something romantic?
Don' forget to check out our best
love, first time
and romantic ideas
sections
for more inspiration.
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